TAILS, YOU WIN

Like you, I've been toying lately with the idea of growing a tail. Nothing too elaborate mind you, just something long enough and furry enough that when I wag it, you can tell I'm happy. The truth is, I wish everybody had one. Think about it. Never again would you have to sit and wonder whether or not your husband really likes your family. If you saw his tail wagging, you'd know. Granted, this kind of evolutionary upgrade would require that most of us purchase an entirely new set of pants, but on the whole, I think it would be worth the adjustment. The one place where what I'm suggesting would help the most of course, is E-Newsletters. I say this because in our current, tail-free business world, there's no easy and obvious way to directly measure how much readers lik View the rest of this article